Just so we’re clear, the majority of methane comes from the cow’s burps, not their farts, since most of the methane is produced in the first chamber of their four-chambered stomachs.
https://clear.ucdavis.edu/explainers/how-do-cows-produce-methane
I could have said “cow methane” or “cow burps”, but c’mon man when have memes had to be scientifically correct? Farts work in memeland
No you’re totally right, they don’t have to be! I just saw an opportunity to spread some information and took the chance!
And really let’s think about it, the milking farmer was not at the burping end of the cow 😂
Now we live in a world where the people making most of the money from cows are smelling their brand new Tesla while the workers they rely on are smelling cow farts all day and handling off their money to the person in the Tesla.
Pepperidge Farm remembers?
They sure do
I didn’t know cow farts got milked.
Wut? What an amazing and creative take on the whole thing
I’m still pissed that they just dumped thousands of litres of milk during COVID instead of dropping the price…
Crazy
How times have changed since then…
So gross
There’s something wholesome about this.
Since we’re on the topic. I think we should put cows in e.t. tent and tunnel system that lead to grass and harvest those farts and burps. As for cows’ future I think we should start making cows healthier instead of just fat that way when stem cell meat is sustainable we’ll be using the healthiest piece of meat. At some point if we stop artificially inseminating them and falsely propping up their population we’d be able to stop harvesting burps and farts and just let them chill in fields.
You sir are a visionary
Better times
