Abracadabra
Alakazam
It’s just like being
Back in 'NamAlaka-BLAM!
Parry this you fucking casual
Pro tip: save on encumbrance by ditching the staff and just using the shotgun
Just make the wood stock into a wand, now you have a shotgun that can cast magic missiles for long range targets.
A recurrent gag in the chinese novel when a mage revolts is that the mc often figths other mages that have anti magic talismans or are messing with his casting so he shoots them with a flintlock
And this is why my DM made an enormous mistake, giving my wizard (with a familiar) a ring of spell storing.
My wizard: Fireball!
Enemy wizard: Hahahah counterspell!
Nick the owl: Hoot hoot ho-hoot hoot! (Translation: counter-counterspell up your cloaca you absolute son of a cuckoo!)
Enemy wizard: Well, OK. Still, I made my saving throw!
My wizard: Hm… care to try again? (Silvery barbs.)
Enemy wizard: Uh… *explodes*
Being able to take two reactions or concentrate on two spells is a tiny bit gamebreaking.
This is why you make friends with an artificer.
Fuck under barrel shotguns!
Under barrel flamethrower!
Das ist ein Flemmenwehrfer. It wehrfers Flemmens.
Key to the city, baby.
When the Order of Hermes takes design cues from the Society of Ether.
ayy Ars Magica
I was more intending Mage the Ascension but Ars Magica works too. They were both initially created by the same company
Harry Dresden: heavy breathing
Polka will never die!
I love Butcher getting mad at people saying Harry is his self insert, saying it’s actually Butters, then giving Butters two hot girlfriends, a lightsaber, and a rocket skateboard.
