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minus-squareBrimos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up112·11 months agoWait, you guys get to retire?
minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoMy retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
minus-squareHexagon@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 months agoMy retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoAhh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
minus-squareColorcodedResistor@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoI call it pulling a Dieter Dengler , because when you tell people you plan to blow your brains out they get upset. My dignity won’t allow me to let someone else wipe my own ass.
minus-squareChrisLicht@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months ago4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·11 months agoI’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
minus-squaresolidsnake2085@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoI’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
minus-squarejcit878@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·11 months ago26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoI plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
minus-squareGreenMario@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoI choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.
Wait, you guys get to retire?
My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
Real (real)
My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
I call it pulling a Dieter Dengler , because when you tell people you plan to blow your brains out they get upset. My dignity won’t allow me to let someone else wipe my own ass.
4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
I’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
I’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.