SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 days agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowsimagemessage-square297fedilinkarrow-up1903arrow-down112
arrow-up1891arrow-down1imagemuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowsSchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square297fedilink
minus-squarenonentity@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up49·6 days agoEither she knows something novel, where processing data using voice coils is somehow beneficial, or is someone who calls their computer a ‘hard drive’, which summarily negates any legitimacy of technical competence.
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·6 days agoOr wrote the code using AI without checking what it exactly does.
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·6 days agoThe AI probably used bogosort or something equivalent
Either she knows something novel, where processing data using voice coils is somehow beneficial, or is someone who calls their computer a ‘hard drive’, which summarily negates any legitimacy of technical competence.
Or wrote the code using AI without checking what it exactly does.
The AI probably used bogosort or something equivalent