Or maybe I haven’t just seen this image yet? I’ve only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.
Just got a DM from her on Mastodon.
I feel so left out
I told her not to message strangers on the internet yesterday. I feel she might be cheating on me.
The only stranger on the Internet, my dear stranger, is YOU! You’ve been played! She was ALWAYS MINE!
I finally got a message from them 3 min ago. I was worried I wasn’t cool enough 🥲
Funnily enough, I had never gotten one on my old account which was >4 years old on .ml - but after I made this one on my own instance, in less than a day, I finally got one.
Serious question: are there reports of the Fediverse Chick on the Tankie Triad instances? Maybe you didn’t get one because she just avoids them entirely?
She likes money so she typically goes for the capitalist instances.
I dunno, China and Russia seem pretty capitalist to me. Seems like she may be centrist or actual left-wing.
I’ve got one
Hey guy named morrowind who never played it (or so you say)
I swear it’s true bro 😭
THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU NAME YOURSELF AFTER IT!!!
It’s been years, I really don’t remember what was going through my head then. I can only speculate
But I bought the game last month, it’s in my library.
Honestly just such a nice name though
Just got it an hour or so ago.
Can someone explain the con?
No con. That’s my girlfriend.
No, that’s my girlfriend
Our girlfriend.
The peoples girlfriend
Is that anything like the school bike?
Community bicycle
Hey, bud; maybe let’s not bring whorephobic and misogynistic euphemisms into this.
Acknowledged and appreciated. I will be more considerate in future comments.
I have fond memories of Rebecca
Honestly, no idea. Maybe it could be a test for future scams, maybe it could be a social experiment, or maybe its just a troll.
It’s kinda like the “You Are An Idiot” virus.
Could be a friendica Ad.
Probably pig butchering but I’m not aware of anyone that’s went in and came back with a story yet
Worried how unusable this place will be if real spammers find their way here
I expect the software to improve. The “fediverse chick” spam is the perfect opportunity to test countermeasures.
DMs don’t worry me that much, but botted content, upvotes and comments would kill the platform like any other.
Botted comments and admins not in the helm.
I’ll admit, the thing that made me go from Kbin to Lemmy was seeing tons of spam on unmoderated places. (Not blaming the admin for not being able to manage the site in that particular case, they had more pressing issues.)
Yea, that’s the thing that scares me
this is why I’m ok staying small and never going mainstream, honestly I had hoped that for reddit pre 2010 but by mid 2010s it was already too far gone
Spam is only going to get worse anyway, just like bots spam on all forum, just by them using a specific forum engine
Perhaps a way to limit how fast new instances are able to post and tools to identify those causing spam
That won’t stop anyone. Just spin up 50 instances and let them sit for a while until they’re not so new anymore.
Then when you need one, grab one off the shelf that’s been riping for a while.
It’s only a bump when they get started.
Auto flag rapid changes then?
Got my first Nicole today. Made me kinda happy ngl lmao
I’ve only got a Sara. She doesn’t put nearly as much effort in.
Me too! Yesterday was my first day here, and Nicole was the last thing I got before I went to bed.
I’ve been here since the reddit blackout and Nicole just ignored me until now lmao
Same! I feel like I’m part of the
haremclub now!Hell yeah!
Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭
You may still be soulmates, but you’re certainly not the one dating her.
Lemmy is so far left that we all share a communal girlfriend
Wow. They started to get “creative”.
Does anyone know if this image is AI generated or is it just stolen?
Given that she looks pretty much the same in multiple outfits across multiple pictures, I would assume that they are stolen from some 2000s online site
The person and the background look too similar between photos for this to be AI. The person behind the scam probably searched the web, and stole this poor person’s photos. Judging from the poor quality, I’d date it around ~2008
I’d date it around ~2008
Eh, my laptop’s webcam looks worse than this.
Well, when was your laptop manufactured?
Around 2020 I think. But it’s HP.
So around 2010-2015 in human years, then.
Have you tried using a time machine
Is that a crack pipe😭
Nicole seems to be experimenting.
Stay in school Nicole!(George Brown College specifically)
Looks like a bong to me
Wait I’m now realizing, is that a bong?
Yeah Nicole appears to be enjoying yonder broccoli
Well, that actually explains the sagging eyes and the melancholy face. Also might be a likely explanation of why these photos were taken: people just like documenting themselves trying out stuff.
Bong or dab rig, definitely.
no, it’s definitely a Florence flask, trust trust
For some reason I was thinking it was a test tube, but a bong seems more likely.
Also just saw that now!
I’m starting to feel really left out
We need a neverbrokeabone community for Nicole-less people.
I may not be the Fediverse Chick, but if it helps, I can DM you.
I still have not received a single nicole dm :(
I got my first one an hour ago, truly an honor.
Same. I vaguely remember a post from a few days ago mentioning a fediverse chick and now I finally know what it was talking about
I can forward you mine if you want
Same. I feel so left out :(
MRW I get a suspicious message from Nicole, the Fediverse Chick
I keep blocking it, but…
also just got a message with her new outfit
looking good, nicole :)
Do we love our girlfriend or what?
It’s a social experiment, and this thread is part of the plan.
Hands off, buddy. She’s mine!