I like napping
What is PSL
Pumpkin spice latte
💀💀💀
Pumpkin spice lasagna
I prefer this reply.
Pickled squid lemonade
No hot chocolate is a gross omission.
I agree. Hot chocolate is the best.
Hot chocolate drinkers
- happy and confident
- not defined by a list
- happy for everyone else that feels represented
I’ll murder anyone trying to talk to me before I had my 430ml of strong black tea in the morning. I have two cats and hate dogs. Never been to the UK.
3 cats, australian, black tea 4 lyfe
So at least the british bit is accurate for you
Actually welsh/irish/scots ancestry and all of them want to nut you for that comment
I’m not a tea morning person but I know plenty who love tea, and are cat people too. I also don’t see why the graph had to say dog person.
Yes yes, Britain, the only tea-obsessed country in the world
It’s just American view where what’s true for America must be true for rest of the world.
If an Asian drinks tea, who Asian?
Not in morning, but matcha at night is AWESOME
What about the energy drink people?
That probably needs its own chart. Red Bull people, purple Rip It people, and green Monster people each have a different vibe.
I was hoping my Adderall peeps would be represented somehow. But nah.
I was doing monster for a bit before I got the drugs tho. Btw, Both turned out to be too much.
Was at a new job and someone asked how I got through the mornings without coffee or an energy drink. I accidentally blurted my usual line of “I try to stay healthy and only do water and meth in the morning.”
You sure you’re taking the right dose? lol, it’s supposed to help you filter yourself from saying stupid shit like that. SMH
Gamer?
Yeah, I need my Rockstar in the morning
Yerba mate
- night owl in a morning people world
- grumpy [S. Cone or Syria] | hipster [elsewhere]
- caffeine addict in denial
There’s no denial about the caffeine addiction, we want all the caffeine, without the galloping heart and the rollercoaster ride trying to keep the correct caffeine level.
- Brazilian 🇧🇷🤷
By “Southern Cone” I’m including PR/SC/RS/MS. It fits with “grumpy people”.
(Although technically MS, half PR and Paraguay would be in a third category - “overheated, needs a chill drink”)
Okay but where is the unexpected tattoo?
looks down on myself
WTF, that was unexpected.
White can Monster. Where is?
You’re dead before 35.
dear god I hope so
I think that means I’m immortal!
You might be trans. Or you have kidney stones, or both. Probably both.
It’s definitely one and/or the other.
Where’the chocky milk?
milk
Sidenote tho black coffee is fucking tasty as shit ok
We get it, you don’t take prisoners.
I like my coffee like I like my soul
I like my coffee like I like my women
Without someone else’s dick in it.
Black Coffee - I like a good morning poop and I’m calorie conscious.
Death before decaf sounds about right for me.
Caf before decaf. More coffee for me.
Yeh I’d never give up caffeine by doing something silly like dying.
What’s PSL?
Per a quick duckduckgo, Pumpkin Spice Latte.
How about Yerba Maté?
No thanks, mate.
Only ever met one person who had YM as part of their morning routine. Recovering alcoholic pilot, doing his best to adjust to a slower life. He wanted nothing more than to go on a weeks-long solo hikes up a mountain. And gardened.
And so that’s what I always picture for Yerba Mate drinkers.
This is the only caffeinated drink I still regularly drink, I’m pretty sure. One before my martial arts class is just enough of a perk to help me remember what I learn.
Hell yeah! Straight outta that gourd all night long because TANGO DANCIN’ DOES NOT STOP
Tea people are definitely more cat people than dog people, but otherwise pretty accurate
Lipton english breakfast = dog person
Single estate darjeeling = cat person
Jasmine tea = fire nation spy