As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert’s wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of “Beetlejuice” the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.
Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert’s exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.
“Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as ‘threats to children,’” writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.
Is she divorced yet? Don’t Christians frown on adultery too?
Well, they say they do, but my experience in rural towns says they believe otherwise. Hell, growing up our married pastor was banging the married organist and then they ran away together.
Organist, indeed.
Tulips on the organ.
What’s better than roses on your piano?
You from Appalachia? Because damn bud, I seen exactly that happen here haha.
Small, poor-ass, rural Texas here. Saw the same shit and a bunch of other shit.
That’s about on-brand.
Speaking as someone going through a divorce, and it may be different in Colorado, but generally speaking as long as you are legally separated, by law it’s not considered adultry. And being legally separated may be as simple as one person moving out of the family home.
Christians care more about the law of God. Well, they pretend to.
They care, until it happens to them.
In Qbert’s own words:
So, she seemingly doesn’t care about actual rule of law and what the State might say on matters like divorce. Of course she said this while in a church, and I seem to recall that women are not supposed to be doing that, according to the god of her chosen lifestyle. She is to remain silent in church.