Never gamble on a fart.
As long as he farted in the general direction of France, he’d be OK.
“Titta”
This is why i need to move back to a big city, i mss this kind of interaction with my fellow humans.
Maybe this is the same guy on holiday ?
https://thethaiger.com/news/national/fat-farang-strips-naked-and-poops-in-bangkok-shrine-video
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.
old fashioned
Sounds like a normal day in London for those other people.
Exactly, I mean it’s the British food, they eat beans for breakfast for example. Explosive diarrhea must be illness number one.
Only for the weak with 0 fiber in their diet.
illness number one in London is whatever strain has developed sentience on the tube
Not quite a shitpost but almost one. A fartpost.
Let’s be generous and go with a shartpost.
Ngl I’ve been walking to work one time and thought I needed to fart and followed through with liquid shit down my legs. Now I was always late cause it was a shit job, so I just rang and told them the truth and that I was going for a shower. When I got to work every fucker was cheering about me shitting myself.
I’ve had two other occasions where I’ve gone from normal to a sweaty, nauseous mess with an incredible urge to poop. One time did it in some grass after getting off the tram for an unscheduled stop and once in a train bathroom where I thought i would be found passed out covered in shit 👀 💩
As usual, real comedy is in the comment section.
really?
infront
Well we know he’s not got a suit job.
Wrong. He’s clearly an average CEO
No, a CEO would’ve made sure a boat was passing umder the bridge
Bird instincts
