Never gamble on a fart.
Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.
Call it performance art.
People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition
Art studios might actually finance your project
Embarrassment averted
As long as he farted in the general direction of France, he’d be OK.
“Titta”
Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.
old fashioned
This is why i need to move back to a big city, i mss this kind of interaction with my fellow humans.
Maybe this is the same guy on holiday ?
https://thethaiger.com/news/national/fat-farang-strips-naked-and-poops-in-bangkok-shrine-video
Sounds like a normal day in London for those other people.
Exactly, I mean it’s the British food, they eat beans for breakfast for example. Explosive diarrhea must be illness number one.
Only for the weak with 0 fiber in their diet.
illness number one in London is whatever strain has developed sentience on the tube
Not quite a shitpost but almost one. A fartpost.
Let’s be generous and go with a shartpost.
Ngl I’ve been walking to work one time and thought I needed to fart and followed through with liquid shit down my legs. Now I was always late cause it was a shit job, so I just rang and told them the truth and that I was going for a shower. When I got to work every fucker was cheering about me shitting myself.
I’ve had two other occasions where I’ve gone from normal to a sweaty, nauseous mess with an incredible urge to poop. One time did it in some grass after getting off the tram for an unscheduled stop and once in a train bathroom where I thought i would be found passed out covered in shit 👀 💩
As usual, real comedy is in the comment section.
really?
infront
Well we know he’s not got a suit job.
Wrong. He’s clearly an average CEO
No, a CEO would’ve made sure a boat was passing umder the bridge
Bird instincts
