• Shard@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Now you can too! With our patented PhD system you will,

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      • NotSpez@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Oh and then!? Postdocs! Check acollierastro on youtube, she has a great video on postdoc exodus.