Cat burglar did it again, police are baffled

I never need any ropes to secure me, my backcat will on always land on its feet if I ever fall

Don’t mind me; hanging out.

Hey come over

I can’t you’re on a mountain

Bring your pussy and I’ll show you mine

Jared, I don’t want to go up the mountain Jared. Jared are you fucking listening to me?

David Attenborough: “here we have the first known evidence of felis catus successfully infecting a homo sapien with its neurotoxin to infiltrate its brain and spread felis catus spores from the highest of tree tops”

“Let’s go climbing…it’ll be fun…”