What do you mean by being a villain?
Why do you want to be unkind to others?
Don’t wait, do the thing you want to do!
This is an important realization to have
<Remind me next week>
Starts revolution
Viva la what he said!
Viva la starts revolution
Where do I sign up?
📋 🖊 Just sign here
OK but it’s a phone call
Ok, be calm. We practiced this. Just dial the number and take a deep breath. Stretch. Cook a meal. Buy groceries. Clean the house. Brush your teeth. Solve homelessness and world hunger.
Then finally hit the green button.
I like this plan.
I’d hire someone to make my phone calls for me but I’d need to take phone calls to hire someone and… nope.
Think of all the time you’ll have for activities once you do it!
I’m doing activities instead of the thing, it’s so much more fun
Besides, we all know we’re just gonna sit there dreading it, accomplishing nothing until it happens.
Idk if we have even met the minimum conditions at this point
look dood, if i shine my laser leveling tool into the night sky and there’s no really thick fog, it does nothing. sometimes you really gotta wait for the ideal conditions.
Ok, but first you gotta tell me what you’re trying to do.
The line from the laser becomes a gigantic glowing swirly surface when it goes through fog. It’s like a laser show in a dance club, but no patterns and bigger. It only works at night in thick fog.
This is why I don’t have kids yet.
