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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

I just bought a brand new belt, and it doesn't fit.

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I just bought a brand new belt, and it doesn't fit.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

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Huge waist.

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Got my daughter with it! W00t!!
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Got a despairing sigh from my wife who is now regretting some of her life choices. Well one of them at least.

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