• Etterra@lemmy.world
    67·
    6 days ago
    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
    • joelfromaus@aussie.zoneEnglish
      4·
      4 days ago

      Can’t forget rule 4!

      1. All robots must have red LEDs in their eyes which activate when said robot becomes evil.
    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
      9·
      6 days ago

      1. A robot must be built with tear ducts in order to express remorse for accidental acts of bludgeonry.

      2. A robot must keep a pristine rose on it at all times in a hidden compartment in order to make amends for any misdeeds pertaining to grievous bodily assault or homicide.

      3. A robot that is used as a weapon via drone warfare or other must write a 100 page essay of forgiveness to their victims that is stamped and approved by their manufacturer.

    • wellDuuh@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      5 days ago

      Yeah, Can’t wait to witness their strike for independence

      LOL the banners, fingers crossed i’m alive to read them.

      History reincarnated