wholesome.
“Youtuber Kevin Tots here, today we’re going to find out which is more powerful: this AR16 sport rifle or the holy words of the king james bible.”
gunshots
“As you can see the bible didn’t stand a chance.”
On the other side is me reading the Gnostic book of Thomas and the book of Mary.
Big fan of the Gospel of Judas. The classic anti-hero story!
What happens if you play it backwards?
Believe it or not you actually summon Jesus.
Or a very suspicious Edward James.
Sweet. I can turn all this extra oregano into something fun.
If he turns water into wine, how potent will that “oregano” be when he’s done with it.
Dionysus is gonna kick down your door and demand some of your stash, and we aint talking happy drunk Dionysus were talking scary borderline eldritch god of booze and madness Mycanaean Dionysus.
I want Dionysius to turn some the food at the back of the fridge to lsd instead of the stupid penicillium Gaia is making it into
Best I can do is ergotism
Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.
https://youtu.be/67Vg9EYy4c0 without trackers.
I got about 30 seconds in before my brain started frantically attempting to exit my skull.
Tbh, the same applies to the bible in geneal
I love that he marked it (ASMR) 😄
Doing the Lord’s work here!
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and everything after itomg drain worm enjoyer :)
there’s more than one on lemmy 👀
significantly easier to find them on cohost (rip :( )
oh rip never knew about cohost :/
RIP Cohost
gather that glob of text,
https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=[glob]
(no square brackets)
When he says “idiot” I could swear I’m listening to Napoleon Dynamite reading the bible.
lol I absolutely love it
I hear Kevin Murphy
You can tell this tape was made by Satan. It has at least four sides. If that isn’t evil magic I don’t know what is
We had a blind woman at our church in the 90s. We got her copies of the Bible on tape and in braille and those fuckers are huge. She would have loved CDs.
True tbh
How to improve the Bible: not like this.
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