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    1 year ago

    It’s in Chernobly Energy Drink too. I had a “friend”, an old geezer… Doc something… Was it Lloyd? Or was it… No, the grandpa didn’t have… Right. Weird friend of a friend with a nerdy but awesome car. He swore by the stuff, said it kept him so awake that he built a time machine, get this, out of a hot tub.

    Now, I’ve never travelled through time, but either way he was an amazing technologist because either he fueled his car with Chernobly, or someone invented a portable garbage-fueled fusion reactor before 2015 and we’re in the wrong timeline.