• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    God I hate it when he tries to be funny. It’s worse than when he’s just being a racist or whatever.

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    And that distant sound everyone on the planet can hear right now? That’s the sound of Taylor Swift wretching at the thought of having a middle-aged, socially awkward, goofy-looking weirdo express his public interest in impregnating her.

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      2 months ago

      I thought he meant he’d give her one of his many children he neglects… Oops.

      In my defense, it’s really old timey to use “give a child” as a euphemism for pregnancy 😂

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        It’s generally considered between 40 and 60.

        You can argue that 60 isn’t really the statistical middle for most humans. It’s closer to the 3/4 mark. That said, when people say middle age, they usually mean the aforementioned years.

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          2 months ago

          I was thinking of middle aged as just 40s. But brittanica agrees with you, so guess I’ve been using the term wrong.

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    2 months ago

    I really really want to see TayTay destroy him on this one. I don’t know how to do it, but low key threatening to rape someone is repellant. Dude needs a good beating out back of the Sonic by the dumpster.

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    2 months ago

    When you have 15-20 children that you can’t remember the names of, you won’t even notice if a couple of those children are given to Taylor or anyone else.

    Stay classy Leon