• ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    1 year ago

    “I’ll be down the pub after a shit and a shower.”

    “Not at the same time! 😜”

    “And why not?”

    “Wafflestomp?”

    “Just put the toilet in the shower.”

    “I don’t think we can be friends anymore.”