A rights advocate said, “This is like the CIA putting out a statement saying that going forward they’ll only waterboard people with dignity and respect.”
Quoth the military: “yeah, we’ve been trying to systematically kill thousands to millions of people a year and suck the national budget dry with no accountability in more polite and friendly ways too. Btw, got a spare trillion for a predator drone project?”
Sorry we destroyed your country’s power grid, water purification and distribution system, food supply chain, and sanitation; sorry for disappearing your dad and gunning down the neighbor’s birthday party; sorry for appointing a useless occupation government protected by a ruthless occupation security force. But how you gonna go and be an insurgent man, fighting us just isn’t cool.
Quoth the military: “yeah, we’ve been trying to systematically kill thousands to millions of people a year and suck the national budget dry with no accountability in more polite and friendly ways too. Btw, got a spare trillion for a predator drone project?”
Sorry we destroyed your country’s power grid, water purification and distribution system, food supply chain, and sanitation; sorry for disappearing your dad and gunning down the neighbor’s birthday party; sorry for appointing a useless occupation government protected by a ruthless occupation security force. But how you gonna go and be an insurgent man, fighting us just isn’t cool.