The average brain weighs 1300-1400 grams. If 0.5% of that is plastic by weight, your brain contains 6.5 - 7 grams of plastic. The average plastic credit card weighs 5 grams.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/aug/21/microplastics-brain-pollution-health
Now that you have told me something kinda useless tell me how much longer is my shlong due to mycroplastic 🤔😏
It’s likely causing your erectile disfunction, even if it tripled it’s size.
If your erection lasts longer then 4 hours… Nice.