• (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    somewhere in the multiverse there’s a fantasy tech support scammer trying to convince some frail old monarch to install partyscryer on their pondering orb to gain a remote astral connection

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        2 months ago

        [through extremly compressed audio]
        “Great Sire! Our most EXCELLENT SORCERERS have sensed MANY HEXES in thy ORB!
        PONDER HERE to convene with our expert invocators today!!”
        [low res blinking gif of an evil advisor whispering in an orb]