Nurgle: That’s just how some people are, you’ll learn to live with it. (Unstated, “Because I’ll give you no choice.”)

But people love their Papa Nurgle, because he cares*

*caring includes being inflicted with the most horrific diseases imaginable, and some unimaginable

Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art.

I mean, Slaanesh does say here “There are many pleasures waiting for you to experience.”

I feel like Khorne is the weakest one here.