• MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I don’t think serial killers are scarier than sharks. I can see myself surviving an encounter with a serial killer. I cannot see myself surviving an encounter with a goddamn shark.

    • _NoName_@lemmy.ml
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      4 months ago

      Sure you can.

      • Look under the water.
      • oh shit a shark.
      • shark don’t give a fuck bout no human, keeps on swimmin.
      • you survived.

      You could also survive a serial killer in a similar way.

      “Here’s your latte, Sir.”

      But also, you could take a small shark.