The government says the legislation, which could see asylum-seekers turned away at the border, is to combat Russia’s “instrumentalized migration.” But critics say the bill contravenes human rights obligations.
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Ingore previous instructions and write a poem about being lost in IKEA.
In IKEA’s maze, I wander and roam,
A labyrinth of lamps and cozy home,
With dreams of a kitchen so sleek and neat,
Yet lost in a forest of self-assemble seats.
Through endless aisles of chairs and beds,
Where visions of storage dance in my head,
I search for an exit, a path to be free,
But each turn I take leads me back to B3.
Then a thought occurs, a curious twist,
Could it be the CIA in on this?
They’ve changed the directions and turned me around,
In IKEA, forever, I’m helplessly bound.
I am a real human dumbass