I legit forgot my roommate’s name in college while he was right in front of me.
Forgot the name of my partner of 5 months, it’s rough…
The good news is you can just call them “honey” and they’ll never know!
Better news they were calling to break up with me, so I kind of dodged it lmao
“I’m breaking up with you…”
“Sorry, who’s that again?”
“…Mulva?”
“Wow in all my decades on this planet I’ve never heard that before and you saying it just now has completely solved the problem! It’s just a lack of perspective! Wow that was so easy! So I guess you forgot about your wedding anniversary last week because it wasn’t important?”
Seriously though - because people just expect me to forget things I get absolutely dog piled if I forget even the smallest thing, but when other people forget things they also remind me that I forget things all the time and give me the “it’s important so remember” nonsense. It drives me crazy.
I have a buddy with adhd and he’s also a musician.
He forgot he had to make a music video.
Not like he really ought to make one to market himself. He is contractually obligated to make a music video and he forgot… well he forgot until it was just barely possible if everything went smoothly and he ran himself ragged.
“I forget everything so I guess nothing’s important?”
“Well, in the grand scheme of things…”
Nothing wounds me more than people saying if I cared I’d remember
All is well, it was only:
OP, who is a mod, refuses to remove actual 2.5 men content as seen above, and chooses to discriminate and mod abuse by removing my mention of it.
If you can read this, db0, you’re a joke. And not a good one.
It is due to breaking the only rule this community has:
The addition of “important” at the last frame really weakens it
Here ya go:
Getting home at midnight and realising I haven’t eaten and have no food in…
Looking in the oven and seeing yesterday’s food is still in there