Pentacock

Welcome to Five Guys!

Cocktopus

That’s a starprick if I’m not mistaken

So that’s what they do with it after bottom surgery

“No, this is Patrick”

Pentapenis

“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

Your mom’s fidget spinner.

Adult fidget spinner.

Organic free range dildo star before harvest

Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.

Moby’s Dicks

It’s a five star porn-hub