Are you privacy oriented or are you a mark who doesn’t realize what their time is worth? Post your absurd setups here so I can expand my database.

I investigated your mom. She seems like a person who had a life and then had you and loved you and then had a life with you and I hope you call her soon.

My fetish is sending a document as a copy and then seeing someone edit it in realtime while I’m in it.

How loose are we though?

You’re smart enough to know so why are you asking?

Bombshell filing! Slammed! Destroyed! SLAPPED. CLAPS BACK. DRAGGED. MUTILATED. CASTRATED AND EATEN ALIVE. BURIED ALIVE BUT DUG UP DEAD. DISSED.

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And what of the trucks and people texting? I straight up saw someone doing a FaceTime while driving 2 weeks ago. I’d be hesitant to drive a small car, let alone a bike.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I almost took a 3 ton truck to the knee twice in a week and hung it up. I got a family.

The same demographic that apparently believes with every ounce of their soul that they won’t be able to explain why “woke” is wrong to their children to the point they need to abandon their long-professed belief in small government.

Just fill your time by being the guy who replies “unfortunately this niche group of people I don’t belong to can’t use your advice” on every ask post reply. Some people really get a thrill out of it.

Like for instance if someone asks how they can stay hydrated and somebody replies water you could say “unfortunately some people don’t have access to clean water”, and then just let the upvotes roll in because it’s technically true. It’s going to make you feel worse in the short term because you’ll know what you’re doing, but you won’t recognize that right away or maybe ever so it’s probably a viable strategy for a month.

Name a time when people wanted to work. Did slave owners want to work?

Everybody’s like : we need to build more apartment complexes and duplexes. No, we need to outlaw landlords.

123-45-1234 and nocr-edit-card-ssta-rtwi-th9!

What’s your social baby? What’s your favorite credit card number?

Gmail has ads in it. They’re stealing your data and training their D-tier AI on your emails and still showing you ads and you just take it.

Ah, the efficiency of the private sector.

Sure. Like if you enjoy doing that stuff it would be totally worth it I’m sure.

There is a particular kind of person who prefers setup and config to doing anything with a computer, and it’s hard to hide my disdain for that sometimes but that doesn’t make it wrong. It also doesn’t mean I’m doing anything with a computer. We’re biased towards ourselves, I get that.

Like, we just put a dog down so I was thinking about my own mortality and how much time I have in life. It’s not a lot, and the idea of making sure an email address is functioning today sounds like hell.

I’m leaving the original statement up because I don’t think enough people walk back hasty statements online.

It sounds like a win win for you and I like that for you.