He tried to help out the underground railroad but he was too slow.
I really enjoy lil Nas X’s sense of humour.
I think he’s still on his way to join the raid on area 51.
The front of his shell just kind of grinds along the ground when he’s in his full Naruto run.
If we dig through Jonathan’s social media posts, guaranteed there is something problematic.
All I’m gonna say is don’t read up on his opinions of turtles
Not that the world’s oldest and largest tortoises are horrible turtle-racists against the pleb species or anything.
Doesn’t look a day over 150
I’m sure the tortoise would say the same back to Lil Nas x.
He’s ~191 now Jonathan_(tortoise)
Lil Nas X watching the Genocide in Gaza happen and doing nothing.
Lil bro killed the devil, what the fuck have you done?
It was a different time
Jonathan was like, get those n-words in the field.
I read somewhere that Lincoln said the tortoise would find him and whisper secrets. Wait maybe it wasn’t Lincoln, but still. Leave the tortoise in the chamber of secrets.
Holy shit, I can’t believe what he’s done, here’s a thread of his other sins!
OMG a hit tweet, here’s my podcast, watch [show], please follow [creator]!