This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
Schrödinger’s Duck
Came here to write this… Man you’re good.
What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!
What about half a duck?
How crispy we talking?
Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?
Yes.
Inclusive or gets them every time.
- Hot Dog
- Not Hot Dog
Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.
What about parts of a hot dog?
What if I ate a hot dog?
You wouldn’t claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?
If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?
If a hot dog is no longer a hot dog after you take a bite, what is it? It’s still a sandwich consisting of a sausage in a bun; you’re just masticating now.
platypus
Is a picture of a duck a duck?
Is the life of a duck a duck?
Is your perception of a duck a duck?
On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.
Now this is science.
This is where the science begins
What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?
It depends on your definition of duck
Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.
There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
Makes sense to me
What about a platypus? It could be considered part/half-duck. Or even duck-like!
Platypus?
Heretic! How dare you!?
