Somebody should Photoshop “Follow us on PornHub” on a package of cucumbers.
In my experience, reality is not far behind satire…
The first thing I found when searching for “foods that advertise on pornhub”
Ugh, I remember those Devour commercials… those were creepy as shit. Never made me want to eat something less
It says right there why a person might want to check it out: recipes.
…which is much less funny than the mental image of a bunch of pears having a YouTube account.
Also, if I need a recipe, I’ll READ a recipe! There’s no way I’m gonna watch a video recipe without having to pause and rewind several times and then unreasonably blame myself for the end result looking almost immeasurably better in the video than in my kitchen.
Shout out to all the pear.