holds up platypus with feathers glued to it BEHOLD! A BIRD!
removes feathers
And now it’s a man!
Adds fedora
Perry the Man?!?
Now I really want an avatar style platypus bird. Imagine how cute a flying platypus would be!
Actually thinking about it, I feel like that would be the perfect representation of all four elements (venom has to count for fire, no?).
Diogenestralia
Reminds me of some 20 questions-like tv trivia where someone asked “is it an animal” and the other went “well, not exactly an animal”. It was a bird. 😳
That reminds me of this clip. I showed this to a few people who also agreed that fish are not animals, at which point it turns into an argument about about Domain - Kingdom - Phylum - Class etc and I feel like I am losing my mind. Getting gaslit by stupid people is a frustrating experience.
In which view is chicken not a bird?
Flawless deduction.
All you people mocking OP-- careful now, that’s a slippery slope and before you know it you’ll be believing that dogs are mammals.
But then why Pluto is a pet dog and Goofy is a human dog? Checkmate scientists.
Easy explanation: slavery.
Birds 👏 aren’t 👏 real 👏
I love the meme but it goes so far sometimes I worry how many genuine believers there might be. Flat Earth 2.0
Last time I mentioned that birds are legitimately being turned into drones I received tons of negative votes. Be careful, the government WILL try to silence you
Everyone knows chicken are feathered men.
But he’s not a man, he’s a Chicken Boo!
Damn. And here I was, being a fool, calling chickens dinosaurs…
Nah, but dinosaurs were all chickens. One little asteroid and they all just died, like cowards.
Chickens are birds, aren’t they? Just like how penguins are birds, and unlike penguins they can actually fly short distances.
The ability to fly does not make a bird. Birds are actually a pretty easy group to identify. Does it look like a bird? Great! It’s a bird!
Yes, chickens and penguins are birds