I hate the articles finding excuses for why two male humpbacks were, well, humping.
“Maybe they were practising for a future female?” No bitch, maybe they’re gay. Jesus Christ does it need to be that complicated?
I don’t know if I would necessarily frame it as them being gay. Gay/straight may not even apply to whales. They may be like bonobos and just have sex with each other in all sorts of ways and combinations. They probably do have sex for pleasure since dolphins do. For all we know, both of these whales have fucked their way across the ocean with any whale they encountered.
But for sure there is a huge amount of evidence of same-sex copulation in the animal world no matter what you want to call it.
Yet another species falls to the gay agenda.
First they came for the penguins, then those two lions getting on the ark, now the whales?!
There’s a species of gecko that is virtually all females (and what few males exist are infertile), but which sometimes still mate with eachother (there’s no genetic transfer, it apparently can just stimulate their bodies to produce offspring or something). Ive got to wonder how those “homosexuality isn’t natural!” people would react to them.
I don’t know, but it probably involves vaccines.
My favorite is that female hyenas have a pseudopenis that makes it very hard to tell them from the male hyenas.
Those two homosexuals are NOT natural!
Humpback Mountain
IIIIIII wwwish IIIIIIII cooooooould quiiiiiiiiit youuuuuuuu
I was too drunk to make this meme last night, but I’m very glad someone finally did
To be fair- I did not make it, I saw it elsewhere.
Maybe @gregorum@lemm.ee made it and just forgot it.
Did the top hump the bottom’s back? That’s where they get their name, right?
Or maybe they like to hump and they keep coming back for more!
Gay
You left an R out of Gary’s name.
