“A lemon isn’t naturally ocurring and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means: Life never gave us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!”
I could swear Ive heard this on a standup show or a tweet or somewhere, just can’t remember where
DON’T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE
NO SAFETY
SMOKING FIRST
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
Do lemons burn? I can’t help but think they would require a lot of encouragement.
I’m Gonna Have My Lab Boys Invent A Combustible Lemon That Burns Your House Down.
The memes I appreciate most are ones that are a reply to a comment and not a post in and of themselves.
