Trans Jesus is canon ✨🏳️⚧️
Wouldn’t the Y chromosome come from God, and that’s where Jesus inherited this magic from?
Although Mary just went straight to heaven without dying, so maybe she had some magic in her genes…
All I know is the earth is definitely older than the sun.
according to what i’ve heard when i was a kid, Mary birth was a miracle, her parents were to old or something and she was born without the original sin
So only people with turner syndrome should be pope. Got it.
Tina Turner can too, if she asks nicely.
What about Timmy Turner?
I feel like having fairy god parents would make pope duties a lot easier. Make his blessings a bit more potent.
growing up in that time with Turner syndrome would have made for a very empathetic individual, and could very well have been the lynch pin to her teachings.
Thing is… God’s spunk is so mighty, it can get you pregnant through the back door, baby.
Do you know why people say, “Jesus H. Christ?” What’s the H stand for?
Haploid, of course.
that last comment makes me lol. literally any distantly possible alternative to a character being queer.
Its apologetics 101. Start with the presupposition that the bible is correct, then find any way to make observations not conflict with it. Mary was a virgin, Jesus is male, only lizards can do that, the Bible doesn’t say she wasn’t a lizard, and yay we did an apologetics!
the end lmao
btw artificial insemination still keep the person “virgin”?, if so, god may have did that i guess lol
How do they get their own story wrong? His mom wasn’t the virgin, he had at least one sibling. It’s her that was born of a virgin, in other words jebus’ granny was supernaturally told to gfy and did it so well she’s made a clone called Mary.
Literally never heard of this. Besides, “their story” is exactly that. The story they made up/went with.
were that version come from?
It’s the “original” that people misunderstand repeatedly to the point they think it’s a different story.
