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Average net worth for 35-44 year olds $135 thousand his net worth $119.2 billion. $5 equivalent for him is ~$4,414,814.81
If you skinned and sold squirrels at a rate of 7.56 squirrels per second, you’d reach his wealth in just 100 years! All it takes is a little hard work!
They’d also go extinct after 1 year. Maybe switch to rats.
Now you got a stew goin’
Do we have a vulture culture sublemmy?
🤣 Thanks for repeating Abraham Lincoln’s advice.
Then they dare to go buy some fucking avocado toast and a mokke lattchiato or whatever the hell, on their fucking bikes with THEIR FUCKING HELMET ON!
Dude literally just find more dead squirrels for avocado toast money, it’s that simple
No, you don’t understand the problem with avocado toast. You see, bread is a great source of carbs, and combined with the rind of the avocado, the scraps are a super food that leaves squirrels full of energy and with a thick coat that makes them neigh immortal
When’s the last time you saw a dead squirrel ripe for the picking? It was free money
I don’t have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.
My guy, this is the onion
Yes, I can read. And see where it’s posted.
Doesn’t mean I can’t debunk a theoretical argument.
only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire
i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol
His parents were rich and the reason he’s more rich is that he exploits lots and lots of people.
Why is he donating 99% of his wealth then?
If that actually happens then he’ll no longer be a billionaire and that will be great. Until then he deserves the guillotine. Say it with me, there is zero reason for anyone to have a billion dollars and if they do the only way they have a billion dollars is by hurting other people. Every penny over a quarter billion (and that’s generous), could have been given back to the labor that created it or directly to the supposed charities that he’s giving to now. If you trust a single word a billionaire says then you’re a fool.
Dude breaks records for donating money to charity, has nothing named after him, is giving less than 1% to his kids (who run charities), lives in the same house he bought in the 50s, has no multimillion dollar yacht, has convinced dozens of billionaires to donate most of their money to charity, campaigns for higher taxes on billionaires like himself…
and you say he’s not doing enough.
Here’s Bernie Sanders talking about him:
Stop defending your slave master
