So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.

You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.

I’d try it.

I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?

Ok, serious question: Would this not have been more funny wirh the text: “AirPods. Now with subwoofer.”