Me in Elden Ring. Everywhere.
Oh I got the stone key to unlock this first fog door. It’s in the tutorial area so it’s got to be easy, right?
RIGHT?!
This reminds me I still haven’t finished that one. How I hate those chariots.
I fuckin soloed Margot in the first ten hours. It’s even an achievement on my Steam. They redid the cloud storage or some shit because there was a patch bug. I seriously no lifed it as it dropped got good armor set from Florida. I forget the zone. Beach and an annoying boss I used the wolf summons to beat.
The patch ERASED everything. I still have the achievement on my steam account. Emailed them. They can’t do anything. Never played it again.
10 hours to margot is impressive for all the wrong reasons. I think I killed him first time around in under an hour.
Cool! Did you solo it? Most people co-oped it. I know I’m not an expert. But I def don’t suck. Keep up the good vibes. But whole.
That one red area to the East of the starting area: ☠️
(I’ve forgotten all the map areas, haven’t played in almost a year.)
Im really glad that I didn’t play elden ring when it came out and the hype was real instead I got it at the right moment in my life and have been enjoying it over the winter like a fine wine.
A funny thing I just did was to try and get to the
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lift of rold to burn the tree or whatever
through the sewers. Having only ever played DS1 my intuition was “Hmm this is a souls game so I bet I need to suffer through the shitty sewers to get to the next part of the game like blighttown”
Needless to say, I got all the way down to that
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naturalborn of the void space insect thing and murked it
before I considered maybe theres another way to the lift. It had never occured to me to just follow the main road through lyndell to the big door and just open it. I felt equally stupid and kind of proud that I basically discovered like 3 new underground areas and beat that omen prick fair and square when I was probably underleveled. I don’t use magic or spells or grease in souls games just good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.
good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.
I’m the same way. No tricks, no fancy shit. Just manfight until I get good enough to beat them.
Caelid, that rot filled land of magical bugs, tyranodoggies and death crows
Don’t forget the rot swamp in the middle that tricks you into thinking you can bypass it on horse
You were in danger, now you are in Valhalla
Man I keep hearing people talk about Valhalla and Valheim. I need to check this shit out.
You just reminded me there’s a Valheim VR mod I wanted to check out!
Valheim looks super cool but it’s a little rough around the edges for my personal taste. My having a look at some gameplay videos cooled my enthusiasm but that’s just my taste
It’s very rough around the edges and the grind is so bonkers. It also suffers from things taking an obscene amount of time single player, but rather trivialized in multiplayer. I really thought I was going to like it the game is right up my alley but I give it some pretty meh opinions
Me in valheim entering plains
Trying to get to New Vegas by going north from Goodsprings:
It’s just a giant bee thing, how much damage could it possibly do?
“What the hell does woozy mean?”
I just boink boink boinked past everything. My brother actually got mad at me for not playing the game “as it supposed to be played”.
They said Vegas so I went to Vegas!
I was playing through the Minecraft twilight forest mod and i decided to go kill the lich first, i was wondering why i couldnt damage it at all, turns out the mod has a progression and in areas you havent unlocked you can’t damage anything, i went and killed the naga and was able to do it
That sounds like a pretty shitty way of implementing a progression system, but I suppose Minecraft mods aren’t known for their great game design.
angry modded minecraft player noises
screams in create above and beyond modpack
Listen, we can’t all be Sid Meier or Edmund McMillan. Some of us are just a 14 year old who’s learning Java for the first time. Doesn’t mean it isn’t fun.
Playing Baldur’s Gate and D&D made this a little confusing, since 350 HP in either game is boss tier.