• Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world
    34·
    10 months ago

    I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it’s likely the best personal hygiene investment I’ve ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn’t have a bidet.

    • DevopsPalmer@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      10 months ago

      I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.netEnglish
    241·
    10 months ago

    This is why I pay free range chickens to peck the shit off my asshole. It keeps them out of the factory farms, reduces water use, provides the chicken a fair day wage for a fair day of work, and keeps my butthole squeaky clean.

  • edric@lemm.ee
    161·
    10 months ago

    Or you know, wash with water AND soap. I wash with a bidet and use liquid soap along with it. That’s no different than washing in the shower.

    • BolexForSoup@kbin.social
      44·
      10 months ago

      Do you literally never use the restroom in public spaces or something? Or is this just a special treat when you’re at home?

      • edric@lemm.ee
        5·
        10 months ago

        That’s for at home. But to answer your other question, I do carry a small 50ml squeeze bottle of liquid soap in my bag, like those keychain hand sanitizers. Obviously it’s not always useful if the public toilet doesn’t have a bidet in the first place, so I also have wet wipes in my bag for a cleaner feeling at least until I can get home and wash properly.

        And to answer your one other question, yes portable bidets exist. I have one and bring it with me when I travel so I can still wash if my hotel doesn’t have one.

        • BolexForSoup@kbin.social
          5·
          10 months ago

          I can’t tell if this is a joke or not lol

          Either way, people carry around bidets and soap everywhere they go? Not judging just super surprised.

          • SuiXi3D@kbin.social
            2·
            10 months ago

            No to the soap, but the little battery powered bidet I have is awesome. Comes in really handy… everywhere that isn’t home.

  • thrawn@lemmy.world
    14·
    10 months ago

    I like the extremely narrow opinion held by whoever took the original screenshot, judging from their use of the agree/disagree buttons. They believe that some form of washing is necessary, but only the exact amount of a bidet— using soap is too much. A very specific middle ground.

  • BolexForSoup@kbin.social
    218·
    10 months ago

    All I’m seeing is someone who upvotes what they agree with and downvotes what they disagree with lol

        • funkajunk@lemm.eeEnglish
          16·
          10 months ago

          Intent vs. actual use can vary wildly.

          The guillotine was invented as a convenient way to slice your melons, but it was unfortunately misused.

      • BolexForSoup@kbin.social
        177·
        10 months ago

        I don’t lol it’s a terrible way to operate. It’s common unfortunately but it’s not supposed to be how it works.

  • peanuts4life@beehaw.orgEnglish
    12·
    10 months ago

    I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.

  • sleepmode@lemmy.world
    10·
    10 months ago

    I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.

  • taanegl@beehaw.org
    7·
    10 months ago

    I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn’t peeling skin off flesh, it’s not effective enough.

  • SuperRecording@lemmy.ml
    2·
    10 months ago

    ‘stream of water’ is wrong characterization, it’s about a power-washing jet – blast off those poo particles

  • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
    2·
    10 months ago

    My old flatmate would shower after every. single. shit. Which was fine in the afternoon/evening. But we got up for work at the same time, and he’d take 20mins in the shower plus 10-15 pooping. Which meant I’d have to be up an hour earlier than I needed to be to be able to poop in the morning…