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I was framed for assassinating a politician and sent to Rura Penthe. Gowron got me $5,000!
$5,000
Surely you mean 5000 slips gold-pressed latinum?
It’s an extraordinary example of Hodgkin’s Law of parallel planetary development that the Ferengi symbol for “bars of gold pressed latinum” is also the ancient Earth dollar sign.
Convenient!
If you have been wrongly executed, please call 1-800-555-GOWRON
My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.
An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?
Do I still have a case?
We actually have a class action suit for that very thing. Let me DM you the details.
My father was once falsely accused of being a bak’targ. Calling Gowron Law helped restore honour to my house. 35/9 great service.
Gowron was killed while he was still chancellor. They’re just using his image for advertising purposes, but you’ll never get to meet him, and he won’t go to court with/for you.
Ch’Pok had a more modest practice, but he’ll represent you personally.
