Those are cooked fries on the counter.
A grater cannot cook the potato slices to look like that during slicing.
Also, no grater I’ve ever encountered can produce square slices like that.
I DONT THINK THIS IS REAL!!!
Those elves are NOT REALLY MURDERING THAT CHRISTMAS POTATO BY RUNNING IT UP AND DOWN A GRATER!1!!1
FAKE NEWS EBRYBODY!!!11
YOUR grater cannot cook the potato slices to look like that
Any grater can do it if you’re brave enough. The key is to hook one of the leads of a car battery up to the grater and the other up to the potato.
Actually, Mr Potato Head is just grinding ass, the elfs are helping. The fries where there when they got there
Also, grated potatoes are literally hash browns. They could have tried jus a little harder.
I know, it can’t be real, maybe it’s reversed?
Instead of the fries shaved off potatohead’s ass, you’re suggesting the fries are being shoved up his ass? This is gay S&M porn, you sick fuck. I’m reporting you to the local Moms For Liberty chapter
I tried to render this with Dall-e
https://lemmy.kya.moe/imgproxy?src=files.catbox.moe%2fhb6hu3.jpg
You’re welcome.
That’s surprisingly good! 🥔🎄