Optimus died for our sales
I remember seeing that movie in the theaters when I was a kid and bawling when he died. Movie was still rad AF though.
Everything is made up.
Just saying there’s no rules that prevent us from taking prime day away from amazon and making it this.
All it takes is an army of shit posters who remember what pogs are.
With our combined power we can defeat amazon like Optimus Prime defeated Megatron during the Heavy Metal War.
Thrones Are For Decepticons. Besides, I’d Rather Roll!
This is what happens when we take transformers cartoons out of schools.
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong.
Okay, you’ve got the universal greeting, but where is my energon goodie?
'Til all are one
Man, I was so sad as a kid when he died. It still brings a little melancholy to see the pic.
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Space Mechajesus
OK Bezos.
Caught!
bless
He rose again to save your energon!
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A large retail shipping outlet celebrates a yearly reminder of that one time a character from a massively marketed toy line died.
applause
I hope one day your people discover the concept of humor. I think you’ll find it very valuable.
Lol I thought they were joking. Now I don’t know what to believe.
It was one of those “haha” then “oh… man.” kinda thoughts.
