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literally me bankrupting my entire family after tripping over a rock: 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸🦅
I’m sure this is exactly how Europeans react to getting stabbed
Sometimes when a Canadian feels sad, a friend will stab him, just to cheer him up.
Yup, laugh our heads off. Proper giggles
provided we had replicators, yeah
So, is it expensive to get stabbed in the US?
Yes lol
Very.
Depends on your health insurance.
Most people no, you’re talking about less than a few hundred dollars.
In bad case scenarios where you go in an ambulance and need full ER surgery, you might end up with a few thousand dollars unfortunately.
Me personally, it would be $75 or so assuming no ambulance.
If you needed an ambulance it would cost more?!?
Sorry, Canadian and even though I know I shouldn’t be surprised but somehow, America always finds a way!
Yes, just like most countries who have a socialized system. EG https://wise.com/us/blog/healthcare-system-in-france#:~:text=Population covered by health insurance,person: €10 per month
You pay fees and money for major incidents. The only free shit is the common non er shit.
I haven’t had to test this but an ambulance appears to cost me $150. It’s really not a lot for what is usually a once or twice in a lifetime thing.
Technically yes, but theres a lot of options to make it cheap. Government healthcare like medicare and medicaid for example.
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