Ruined relationship with stupid comments like this with my little brother. I thought we were both having a laugh rubbing each other, I’d take it all back in an instant.

Average Chinese Parents when you get a bad grade.

(Also, so that they don’t have to explain to you about where babies come from)

Source: Me, the baby my parents “found in the trash bin”. (I hate this stupid “joke” they say all the time, ain’t even funny, 😕)

The dustbin would’ve been nice, according to my brother, I was found in a toilet.

One of the few “nobody” memes that kinda works.

I used to tell my sister she was removed like a tumor, since she was a c-section baby.