• Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    "Mr. C Suite VP👅 Re: Per my lat email The latest quarterly📆 report 📈 regarding the index 📊fund💵💵💵 was disappointing 🤮but our🚀🚀🚀🚀 trajectory✈️ is on par with beating 🥊🥊🥊the estimates 🪙for Q3🗓, resulting in much higher 💰💰💰dividends💰💰💰 for the 🐷shareholders 🛥and assuring our clients🐵🐒we are still leaders 🤑🤑🤑in the industry🥂🍾. Regards✌️✌️✌️ Middle Managerio 💯