Maybe Coinbase can be the next stupid CeFi firm.

by Amy Castor and David Gerard

In this episode:

  • Ethereum front-runners get front-run

  • Coinbase looks to play CeFi games (and re-enact 2022)

  • Uniswap refutes SEC accusations by detailing why they’re true

  • Telegram’s TON adds Tether

  • Custodia Bank is still trying again, and we seem to be the only people in crypto to notice that Lummis’ stablecoin bill is a loophole written for Custodia

  • Money laundering, Binance, FTX, Craig Wright and all sorts of other fun.

We also have a life-sized cardboard cutout Sam Bankman-Fried, for all your many, many life-sized cardboard cutout Sam Bankman-Fried needs.